July 2008
21 posts
garbage man
Matt: they don't like T--- on account of he's a garbage man I think
Justin: just because he handles trash all day long doesn't mean he's going to treat their daughter like garbage
Matt: you should tell her parents that
Justin: i did
Matt: oh nice
Justin: they were all 'what business is it of yours' and 'please get out of our tub'
Matt: at least they said please
Justin: they're unpleasant people but very polite
hyphination
Matt: but 'the dub' is what we called C---'s girlfriend come wife when we lived with him
Justin: yes i know
Matt: cum?
Matt: is that the right word?
Justin: yes
Justin: but in that case you need to hyphinate it
Matt: c-u-m
Here’s a short tune called Hot Rat that I...
Whoop
Justin: so i bought a squared one
whoop
wrong chat window
Matt: that's really embarassing
dildo, right?
Justin: obviously
"Believe Me, It’s Torture" - Hitchens agrees to be... →
I’ll bet Sharpton has the video of this running in a loop as his cellphone wallpaper.